Episode 85
American Groove - #85 Dijon Pretzel Jives
Man, next-level random. mind-fuckers n' amazing flavor combos. We start off vibing about meat sticks and mustard, no Dijon, or spicy brown? Then spiralling into this wild idea about what Jesus would be like in the modern world. Think of, Cheechified robes, Android phones, and definitely driving a beat-up Corolla. Trust us, when we say this most realistic depiction of modern day Jesus. Oh, and did we mention the Louis? Just your friendly pug reminder.
Then we hit warp speed into political conspiracies of course. Voting weirdness into the direction of French silk pie? It's like politics meets dessert, meets existential crisis! All rolled into one cosmic joint ready to be smoked, baby. Jive till you groove, light up, and let the chaos wash over you. Can't stress it, to say you’re gonna want to be here for the vibes. Peace n' nostalgia meets politics, oh yeah!
The host of American groove is Karissa Andrews. A licensed aesthetician, makeup artist and lover of pugs. The best part is that you can check out her work on Instagram:
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Karissa's name for the week is "taylorswift"
Transcript
00:01.68
Lost in the Groove Podcast
out of 10. So like the meat and mustard ratio is it's like the one with the seeds.
00:09.20
taylorswift
Oh, so you decided to dip them in Dijon? Is it Dijon or is it just mustard?
00:22.28
Lost in the Groove Podcast
It's like a spicy, but oh spicy brown mustard.
00:27.68
taylorswift
Okay.
00:28.53
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yeah, because like I was like thinking like Bavarian, that's kind of like German, you know, mustard.
00:37.50
taylorswift
Yeah, they put the pretzel with the mustard.
00:40.46
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yeah, they do that. That's just kind of good.
00:42.25
taylorswift
It's really good. Yeah, I was eating some candy. I realized that I'm like really cold. Like, I was like, holy shit, like I'm really cold. Like, but I didn't really.
00:52.19
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Do you need a hug from Jesus?
00:54.67
taylorswift
Well, sure, always, but.
00:56.31
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yeah, how can Jesus will warm you quick?
00:58.76
taylorswift
That'd be great. Yeah, we bomb.
01:00.30
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Mm hmm. It would be bomb. It'd be weird. It'd be like fucking weird or shit on the podcast because people be like, whoa, I'd be like, whoa.
01:10.91
taylorswift
Yeah, we don't have quite the podcast.
01:13.64
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yeah, we had fucking Jesus on as our guest. I guess fucking star.
01:18.14
taylorswift
Well, Jesus is everywhere. So like, in theory, Jesus is our guest at this moment, too.
01:24.09
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Well, true, but like Jesus in his like physical form, you know, like in his like Cheechified version.
01:25.39
taylorswift
I'm just kidding.
01:29.90
taylorswift
Yeah, I like that the with the robe and stuff.
01:32.80
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yeah, bro, with the sandals, you know.
01:37.11
taylorswift
What do you think like Jesus would be like nowadays like if he was like born like today would he have an iPhone even He'd
01:45.98
Lost in the Groove Podcast
No, he'd be like a rebel, you know, he'd be like the rebel with like, yeah.
01:49.50
taylorswift
have a droid So he would have a phone like what if Jesus was so cool that he wouldn't have a phone Like even now like to me.
01:52.55
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Not even like a new Android.
02:00.69
taylorswift
I would be like yeah that Jesus is so cool.
02:02.50
Lost in the Groove Podcast
roid phone in that green like:02:04.83
taylorswift
I
02:10.86
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Okay, it's got like a little fish in the back, right? Needs a little bit of paint work. But ah yeah, I mean like that would be kind of like a modern Jesus in physical form.
02:24.86
taylorswift
Like, do you think that our day and age could support a Jesus?
02:31.35
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Oh, hell no. Girl, have you met the people out there? Jesus fucking Christ. Half of those motherfuckers voted for Kamala Harris.
02:45.16
taylorswift
um
02:45.24
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Girl, I will call out woke motherfuckers whenever I want to.
02:48.92
taylorswift
My dog has joined the conversation. um If you hear me snorting, that would be my beautiful, beautiful, beautiful underappreciated pug.
02:51.81
Lost in the Groove Podcast
He has double chocolate muffin with a side of double chocolate.
03:03.06
taylorswift
Oh, he is just, he's not underappreciated by me by any means, but the world. should appreciate my pug as much as I do.
03:13.44
taylorswift
But anyways, I wish I could give more time and love to my pug, but he is right here with me now on my lap snorting. And he joined the conversation for a minute and he just wanted to say, I'm so happy.
03:27.86
taylorswift
Now my dog, won I'm so happy that bitch lost. That's why what my dog said.
03:33.98
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Amen.
03:37.13
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Amen. Listen, I mean, the people have spoken and the people have said what they have said. And I mean, in the days like, look, girl, you can have celebrities back you from today until tomorrow, but celebrities are not that practical when you got to face people like Putin because
03:58.00
taylorswift
Apparently she paid them.
03:58.71
Lost in the Groove Podcast
yeah
04:00.21
taylorswift
but She paid.
04:01.00
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yeah, of course you pay. Do you think these people work with me? No! They come at a very expensive price. They come for the millions. And when you can't pay them, what do you think happens? They come after you. You know? Like, Trump had expenses, but A lot of his, you know, his performances and stuff paid for itself.
04:29.56
Lost in the Groove Podcast
You know, he didn't need people to go out and pay to vote for him. People were gonna vote for him regardless. Like, he got the shit in the bag.
04:39.03
taylorswift
Okay. So something very interesting that my dad told me about is that in, in 20, when was the last election?
04:40.37
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Sorry.
04:43.07
Lost in the Groove Podcast
ah
04:48.76
taylorswift
2020.
04:49.34
Lost in the Groove Podcast
2020.
04:50.33
taylorswift
then the one before that was:04:52.42
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Mm-hmm.
04:53.37
taylorswift
Okay. So in:05:00.90
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yeah, it's awesome
05:01.19
taylorswift
So in. Yeah, and it's like the more I hear like, dyslexic people like say things, I'm like, Oh my God, that's something I experienced my whole life.
05:13.55
taylorswift
But my dad told me that this this election, there was 17 million votes missing.
05:16.09
Lost in the Groove Podcast
ah
05:24.04
taylorswift
And in:05:28.60
taylorswift
s year. But if you go back to:05:58.64
Lost in the Groove Podcast
So 17 mysterious votes just happened to pop out the last election.
06:05.97
taylorswift
alternative, both the time in:06:06.11
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yeah, me.
06:24.61
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Well, here's... Okay, here's the thing, though. Because um remember I that time that most people I knew didn't vote.
06:39.44
Lost in the Groove Podcast
I didn't vote. A lot of people didn't vote that year.
06:42.38
taylorswift
I didn't vote last time, but like that's when the 17 million showed up.
06:44.75
Lost in the Groove Podcast
That's what I'm saying, though. That's what I'm saying, though, is the fact that like a lot of people we knew didn't even vote. And then Biden wins by that amount.
06:56.66
taylorswift
It was bullshit, dude.
06:58.09
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Listen to me, hanky-panky.
06:59.48
taylorswift
And I'm not like claiming that. I'm just saying like to me, in my opinion, total bullshit.
07:02.91
Lost in the Groove Podcast
There's clear evidence of it now.
07:07.51
taylorswift
And so what should have happened is that the past four years should have been spent with Trump. And now we would actually get passed over to someone else. But instead we had four years of like fucked up ridiculousness.
07:22.98
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Craziness literally like And here's the thing too, okay, I have people with that talk to that have are afraid of the gay community and I have Literally and it's like look
07:25.37
taylorswift
Just a big-ass waste of time. And like... certain people have become. Some people are mean.
07:42.86
Lost in the Groove Podcast
ther the gay community of the:07:48.87
taylorswift
Yeah.
07:49.87
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Where men could be men, women could be women. It's like, You want to put on a pair of fucking jeans and you want to wear flannel? Go right ahead. Don't shove your agenda down my goddamn throat. Like, that's all I'm asking. You know, it's like, don't put gay shit in schools around fucking six year olds. What the hell are you doing, man?
08:15.26
taylorswift
We need to focus on school.
08:17.96
Lost in the Groove Podcast
We really need to focus. Like we we we screw that ball up. I mean, holy shit.
08:23.69
taylorswift
I mean, they can talk about like we talked about like we talk about the reproductive system in fourth grade, you know, and they teach you that your body is going to grow and change and stuff.
08:32.62
Lost in the Groove Podcast
so
08:37.52
taylorswift
And like they should just kind of teach you that, you know, you might experience being attracted to something other than what people say.
08:48.60
Lost in the Groove Podcast
you figure out your sexuality when you're an adult, you know?
08:50.94
taylorswift
Yeah. And you just, but I'm saying like they could just tie it in with puberty and be like, some people are attracted to this. Some people are attracted to that.
09:01.23
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Let's be honest, when we were teenagers, all that shit taught us was figuring out what we like and what we don't like, okay? Like, literally, most, some people, such as myself, like, did not explore as much, but It doesn't really matter. Because our brains change as we get older. We process things better. And we're able to develop our sexualities. But like, I'll be honest, most of the people that I know that are trans, and like, are happy, happy people, they're not depressed and miserable, and our millions of SSRIs, they transition when they were in their 20s.
09:42.57
taylorswift
I just yeah, I feel like if someone is too young to understand the concept of sexuality, they're not going to understand the sexualities.
09:54.41
Lost in the Groove Podcast
and consequences of changing over if you want to.
09:58.62
taylorswift
Well, I mean, it takes a lot of effort to get that far.
10:02.27
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Oh, yeah, it is.
10:02.41
taylorswift
So I was more talking about, you know, just like the initial. But I what I've heard about transitioning
10:08.47
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Oh, yeah.
10:12.27
taylorswift
I mean, first off, everybody, that's your own decision. like and And I said, yeah, you you do you.
10:18.66
Lost in the Groove Podcast
You be you be you know, okay. You do boo. You do boo.
10:23.03
taylorswift
That's what it comes down to.
10:23.87
Lost in the Groove Podcast
You do boo.
10:25.28
taylorswift
You do you. And the thing is, is that that's what I'm talking about. You do you. You're not supposed to fit someone else's description of something. You don't have to be a certain something. When I was in high school, we had this and it was called Straight Edge.
10:44.77
taylorswift
And it had nothing to do with sexuality, but it was all about being cool. And there was a set like map of like how you were allowed to be straight edge and what made you qualify as straight edge. And what straight edge was, was just sober. That's how fucked up everybody was back then. That it was like, it was a trend to not be fucked up.
11:11.29
Lost in the Groove Podcast
It's the new normies.
11:14.12
taylorswift
And so the thing is, is people in societies and cultures and groups of people will always try and like set out like standards and descriptions of what it is that you have to be in order to be something.
11:30.03
taylorswift
um And the it's all bullshit.
11:30.84
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Or to be represented at something like almost to be a part of something, you know, like,
11:36.11
taylorswift
Like, you're not gay enough if you don't do this, you know? Like, you're not one of us if you don't.
11:40.40
Lost in the Groove Podcast
This this delusion let let me put this very honest this delusion of which We've gotten to a point where men such as myself are struggling because Let's be real with ourselves.
11:45.87
taylorswift
There's no gay enough, by the way.
11:58.65
Lost in the Groove Podcast
There are a lot of masculine gay men out there, you know in this oppression and boxing and like almost to a point where you can put somebody that may feel female but does not want to be transitioning over to be a trans woman. And then you put them through all of that craziness and insanity. And like in reality, they were going to grow up to just be a gay man. But you took that opportunity away from them because you made the fucking selfish decision at a young age to tell them, no, you need to transition.
12:39.36
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Like that's the fucked up shit that like drives me crazy. It's like can we Have we like forgotten all of men's rights because we've been fucking shit for thousands of years.
12:50.52
Lost in the Groove Podcast
I get that but And 21 to smoke this shit
12:51.91
taylorswift
I just feel like if you have to be 18 to get a tattoo Why why Why is it that we have to be 18 to get tattoos? Like what is the actual reasoning behind it?
13:09.91
Lost in the Groove Podcast
I mean, I would think like logically it makes sense when you're 18. You're starting to be an adult.
13:17.59
taylorswift
Okay, so then why are we not applying that to other things?
13:21.50
Lost in the Groove Podcast
i
13:21.89
taylorswift
that alter our bodies.
13:21.94
Lost in the Groove Podcast
yeah i You know what? I think that the thing that comes back to is who's making the money off of these things, right? If you have people that profit off of these surgeries, profit off of these medications, do you think these people are going to be merciful enough to say, no, we're going to stop making this and pushing this agenda in order to sacrifice our funds?
13:44.93
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Absolutely not. Why on earth would they say that to begin with?
13:49.22
taylorswift
because the US government is tied in with big farm.
13:49.24
Lost in the Groove Podcast
They
13:54.58
taylorswift
And so you think that that's the the whole catalyst of it all.
13:56.71
Lost in the Groove Podcast
oh Yeah That's what RFK is trying to blow up. He's trying to say enough is enough You know you have taken control of these people for way too many years and it has to reach a point where you have to say Enough is enough stop poisoning people stop lying to people the fact that I'll be open with this. My mom needs two hip replacements because doctors make too much money giving people such as my mom medication and also cortisone shots, which nobody tells you causes bone degradation.
14:38.00
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Okay, so These are things that even my own family personally suffers from Because of how much control big pharma has not only on the industry advertisement Also the doctors they're locked in they're fucking.
14:56.58
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Oh Yeah It is but
15:01.99
taylorswift
Yeah it's depressing as fuck.
15:07.29
Lost in the Groove Podcast
that's why you have somebody now like RFK the man that fucking cleaned up the Hudson River God bless that motherfucker and exposed Anthony Fauci for who he was and who he still is a horrid man that lied for years you know and it's like I you know what in a way maybe we should look forward to the next four years because
15:38.73
taylorswift
I just you know I still I hated that bitch and I definitely didn't want her as president but I still and don't hate me but I still don't trust him
15:53.26
Lost in the Groove Podcast
I don't. That's why when people asked me who I was voting for, I kept on telling them ah RFK, Elon Musk, and Tulsi Gabbard.
16:02.52
taylorswift
I mean, he's better, you know, than her, but like, I'll never, I don't like presidents.
16:06.23
Lost in the Groove Podcast
I don't really care. I don't
16:09.65
taylorswift
I don't like them.
16:10.65
Lost in the Groove Podcast
That's the thing, and that's what I'm trying to get at, too, is like, think about the cabinet, right? When you look at a cabinet such as Donald Trump is, he has Vivek Ramaswamy, he has J.D.
16:23.25
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Vance, okay? He has RFK, he has Tulsi Gabbard.
16:25.97
taylorswift
Ramaswabi is cool. He really is cool.
16:27.73
Lost in the Groove Podcast
He has some of the most progressive, open-minded, and they not all of them are, like, conservatives. Like, a lot of these are liberals, you know? They have the ability to change things.
16:41.02
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Tulsi has been a Congresswoman. She's a veteran. She understands these things.
16:47.12
taylorswift
How do you say, yeah, how do you say that man's name?
16:47.44
Lost in the Groove Podcast
U.S.
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taylorswift
Raba Swami.
16:52.12
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Vivek Ramaswamy.
16:54.38
taylorswift
robbboway
16:55.64
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Ramaswamy.
16:57.16
taylorswift
ru Rama, Rama Swami.
16:57.43
Lost in the Groove Podcast
I think so. Ramaswamy. It's an Indian name.
17:01.22
taylorswift
That man could be president. ah Was he born here in America?
17:03.94
Lost in the Groove Podcast
He will be.
17:06.38
taylorswift
That man can, he was, yeah, absolutely incredible.
17:06.68
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Oh, brilliant. Brilliant.
17:12.96
taylorswift
To watch speak, watching that man speak,
17:15.90
Lost in the Groove Podcast
He breaks things down in the most beautiful way.
17:16.67
taylorswift
Like, Oh, he's an amazing speaker.
17:19.76
Lost in the Groove Podcast
And you hone in and you could actually understand his like deep way of thinking because he explains things.
17:24.42
taylorswift
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Really cool.
17:27.30
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Oh, just the way he explains.
17:28.90
taylorswift
Really incredible person.
17:28.98
Lost in the Groove Podcast
I explained things like shit, but he does a great job. Oh, it's amazing.
17:33.80
taylorswift
Yeah. He, when I first saw him, because he was part of who was considered to be the new candidate. Um, and when I first saw him, I was a little intimidated.
17:41.80
Lost in the Groove Podcast
ah yeah
17:46.25
taylorswift
Like I was like, Oh no, like he's going to give everybody a run for his money. Like he's, plus he's kind of pretty young and pretty.
17:53.02
Lost in the Groove Podcast
And he's young he would be he would actually be younger but if he was president he would have been younger than JFK because JFK is still to this date the youngest president that we ever had I
17:56.02
taylorswift
He can be president. Yeah.
18:07.01
taylorswift
He's still got a lot of time.
18:08.44
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yeah, I mean, if JD Vance got elected too, he would also have been the youngest president.
18:09.34
taylorswift
Yeah.
18:14.90
Lost in the Groove Podcast
um
18:15.78
taylorswift
Isn't Vance Vice?
18:18.39
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yeah, he's vice president. That's the thing is, if you think about it like Donald Trump's cabinet is better people than him. Okay, he chose people that outshine him.
18:29.45
Lost in the Groove Podcast
You have to think in a way like as shitty and as how narcissistic he has he is as an an individual, he has a team of people that actually care. Can you think of ah another time before of people that were a part of a cabinet? Remember, cabinet is like literally the fucking foundation.
18:52.58
Lost in the Groove Podcast
that is the next presidency, like you said. Who gives a shit about the president? It's the people that's under him that matters. Like, you know? So you gotta like gotta open up your eyes. You gotta to look into the picture.
19:08.15
taylorswift
so So what happens to her now? Where's she go?
19:12.25
Lost in the Groove Podcast
They might murder her or sell her to Epstein the Island. They'd probably just put her on Epstein's Island at this point.
19:17.09
taylorswift
It was really funny though. I was like, what does she do now? Do they give her a TV show? Like, she gets like a talk show.
19:25.03
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Oh God, no. She, no, she's cut. Like, honey, whoopee's done with her. Oprah's like, girl, bye.
19:32.88
taylorswift
That's so funny how no one wants to talk to her because she didn't win. We are so like shitty.
19:38.23
Lost in the Groove Podcast
It's over.
19:41.06
taylorswift
like You can't sit with us. like And everybody was like so like ready to be like, yeah, girl, you my new favorite thing forever.
19:50.20
Lost in the Groove Podcast
If you win,
19:50.28
taylorswift
And then it's like, bye.
19:52.49
Lost in the Groove Podcast
yeah But if you don't win it's over like you're done.
19:55.24
taylorswift
ah
19:59.00
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Here's the crazy It's crazy The thing that's why like I tell people it's like look Don't call yourself a Democrat or a Republican Okay, you can be a little bit of liberal.
19:59.04
taylorswift
That's how ridiculously replaceable she is. She is irrelevant, like...
20:14.67
Lost in the Groove Podcast
You could be a little bit conservative. You could be more One way you could be more the other doesn't really matter Don't put yourself in these boxes, cause let me tell you something. This is what you get out of the Democratic Party. Just fucking shit that came out of a 39 year old's fucking asshole. Just shit, bro. Like bad shit. Like this is, this is bad. You know, you can't erase this. This is all over the fucking internet. Like, ouch. And she owes money?
20:53.48
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Girl.
20:54.87
taylorswift
I just, I have to tell you that
20:55.33
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Girl.
20:58.88
taylorswift
Since:21:09.89
taylorswift
Okay. like I'm a little concerned. Okay. So we've been on a downward spiral for quite some time. And there's been some peaks, like moments where it kind of went up, like, no doubt there were, there were a couple,
21:22.84
Lost in the Groove Podcast
:21:27.93
taylorswift
For a minute, it was good. And then it bleh. And then Becca, bleh.
21:32.73
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yeah, then:21:34.32
taylorswift
And up again, blah. So downward spiral with a couple little ups. But to tell you the truth, I just always kind of assume things are going to suck from now on. And that like, if there's a scenario where you've got Trump versus Harris, I would assume that most likely Harris is going to win because that's the most shitty outcome in my opinion, because she's this like crazy court I love police officers.
22:05.01
taylorswift
Dick sucking bullshit. And like, no, I do not want somebody who convicts people of a hundred billion crimes. That is the exact opposite of who I'm looking for.
22:12.74
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yeah, but Yeah, if you like think about like Iowa's amendments
22:20.03
taylorswift
I'm done.
22:21.61
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Girl, I looked at the amendments for Iowa, I was just like curious that like election night, I literally was like, holy shit, this state is insane.
22:28.92
taylorswift
Needs help.
22:30.51
Lost in the Groove Podcast
yeah They literally passed a bill, I don't remember, like something that would allow businesses like a tax cut or something, and I like won at like almost a 90%.
22:42.38
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Check this up, like I don't remember the name of the amendment. I like looked at this and I was like, This is insane. Wait, hold on. You know, let me, let me.
22:53.33
taylorswift
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:53.55
Lost in the Groove Podcast
What are you, what are you eating over there, girl? Come on. People on YouTube can see that shit. That looks good, girl. I want to get that in my belly. I want all my chemicals inside to go. No, seriously.
23:06.40
Lost in the Groove Podcast
we What is that?
23:08.54
taylorswift
So what that is, is a French silk pie.
23:15.36
Lost in the Groove Podcast
A what?
23:18.43
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Okay, you're gonna have to you're gonna have to explain this.
23:21.94
taylorswift
a French silk pie.
23:24.96
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yeah, I don't know what i don't know what that is.
23:25.18
taylorswift
It's like, up the okay, there's three different places you can find it. There's Village Inn, Baker Square, and Perkins. Have you heard of any of these?
23:37.57
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No.
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taylorswift
Really? All three? Marie Calendar?
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Honey, uh...
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taylorswift
What's the cheap breakfast place that people go to?
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By us would be like Denny's or IHOP.
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taylorswift
Is there anything other than Denny's and IHOP?
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We have Waffle House.
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taylorswift
Oh, oh.
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um Yeah, that that's that's all I can think of.
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taylorswift
Yeah, no, no Baker Square, huh? Ah. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Out in California, they at least have Marie Callender.
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taylorswift
Marie Callender has like a whole bunch of pies. Basically, it's a fancy pie.
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OK, OK.
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taylorswift
And what it is, is it's like the crust is like puff pastry.
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okay
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taylorswift
And then it's a chocolate pie.
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Whoa.
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taylorswift
And it's like rich cream chocolate.
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OK.
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taylorswift
And then it has a whole layer a whipped cream on the top and then they do shaved chocolate sprinkles on top.
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Mm hmm.
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taylorswift
They're like chocolate shavings. um
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Can I get I'm going to now try to find this pie because now I'm just like,
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taylorswift
French, French silk pie.
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well
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taylorswift
Did you Google it? Did you Google the weird shit about Iowa too?
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Wait. Yeah, I found it. um It's called French silk pie. That's what it's called.
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taylorswift
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you got to tell me about the weird stuff in Iowa.
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Okay. i Will oh Okay, yeah it's from a recap. Okay. I've seen this. Yeah, it's actually pretty easy to find this and it actually looks really the lid It's like looks like a type of cake that for chocolate lovers.
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It would be like a dream Okay, I would probably recommend something like this with like a hybrid like something that's like a hybrid indica. I'm serious like I feel like the Yeah
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taylorswift
No, I would too. I would suggest that if I had any, yeah.
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Okay, I like this. Check it out. It's from Marie Callender's.
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taylorswift
Oh damn, that stuff is so good. And like I said, Village Inn, Baker Square, Perkins.
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Okay. Okay.
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taylorswift
If you get to choose, Baker Square is the best.
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Ooh.
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taylorswift
I don't know where other people buy pie,
25:47.10
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Hey, we're not sponsored we're not sponsored, but ah definitely. So I did ah find that I was a little bit off the it's called the Iowa Amendment to it creates procedures for filing vaccine.
25:59.45
taylorswift
No.
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They can seize in top offices.
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taylorswift
What does it mean?
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but Okay. Wait, this a proposed amendment to Iowa's constitution would state that when a governor dies or leaves office during his term,
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The lieutenant governor shall become governor. The new governor then could appoint someone to fill the vacancy in the lieutenant governor's office. Ready ready for this?
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Voting percent was 81% voted yes.
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taylorswift
No.
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19% voted no.
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taylorswift
No.
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Lost in the Groove Podcast
Oh my god, you live in a dictatorship. It's a fucking dictatorship.
26:40.39
taylorswift
I hate our governor.
26:40.78
Lost in the Groove Podcast
Okay, so what that basically means is and so basically what this governor has done basically what this amendment has done is now this governor will appoint a lieutenant governor so when she dies they'll get elected and then that lieutenant governor will appoint somebody that they want to elect and the cycle will just continue and continue and continue so basically Iowa will never ever vote for another governor ever again they're stuck with Oh my god, I'm making you eat more pie.
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Holy shit um But the other but the other but the other amendment was not as bad um Iowa amendment one is prohibits non-citizens from voting Don't know I mean I
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taylorswift
They're mad.
27:25.78
taylorswift
That's actually kind of mean, but I, but isn't that already the thing? Like, why did we have to do that? How were they voting before? How do you vote when you're not a citizen?
27:37.09
taylorswift
How do you pull that off?
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Lost in the Groove Podcast
I don't know. It's an excellent question, but 75% which was over a million Iowans voted yes to this bill. So there's one good bill that got passed in Iowa.
27:52.04
taylorswift
I guess. I don't know. ah you It's funny. Brett said to me the other day, he was like, you know, back in the day, none of us would have been able to vote. Not me, not you, not nobody. None of us owned a land. We're all just peasants.
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oh right
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taylorswift
And I was like, to be honest, like before it was like, all men could vote and women couldn't. it was like It was like even poor men were not allowed to vote.
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taylorswift
Like at some point, someone got so mad that was like, hey, why can't the poor guys vote? And then it was like, yeah, let's let all the poor men vote because at least we can get their votes.
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It was...
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taylorswift
And then they let all the poor men vote.
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wasn't like passed until like:28:42.92
taylorswift
But before that, you had to be rich.
28:53.45
taylorswift
Man, was it that early? I feel like it was later.
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No, it was:28:57.68
taylorswift
Oh, you know that for sure.
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Lost in the Groove Podcast
Mm hmm. You want me to.
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taylorswift
And that was because they, they did it in the UK and then it got pushed over here too, uh, after the UK succeeded.
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Lost in the Groove Podcast
Mm hmm.
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taylorswift
But even in the UK, it was only women that, uh, were married to a land owner that were allowed to vote. Um,
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ut I'm almost positive it was:29:28.01
taylorswift
Nope.
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taylorswift
That's cool.
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yeah Yeah.
29:33.78
taylorswift
Yeah, I don't know. And they, by that time they had already blocked out, you know, if you were a landowner or not. And so then all women were just like granted the right to vote. It didn't matter ah ah by the time we got our right to vote and
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it
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No.
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taylorswift
I mean, I don't think that it should be withheld from me by any means, but I ain't going to do it. It's really funny. Like I didn't vote this year and like, I didn't really need to, and I'm not really registered in a any specific state.
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taylorswift
And like, I don't know, but somebody was like, you know, they can see that you don't vote. And I was like, I was like,
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Lost in the Groove Podcast
I mean, barely anybody votes these days. I mean, like, you saw how many people voted.
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taylorswift
but What do you mean? Like, and what does that say?
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Lost in the Groove Podcast
There was only, I think it was like 200 million people? Less. Something like, there were 74 and 74 on either side.
30:29.43
taylorswift
That I don't participate, like, I'm like, okay, like,
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Yeah, but you know something? It's like, here's the thing. There are gonna be people that are gonna be angry that, you know, the first, we haven't had a woman elect president. But at the same time,
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I think we need to focus on our wins and not at our losses. Like there's going to be a time and a place for everything.
30:53.54
taylorswift
I don't know. There's a part of me that like didn't want to vote for either one of them because I was afraid that they would make a master list of who they want to kill.
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I voted for the side again that had RFK, Tulsi, and Elon Musk because to me that is the most important. You know, for the
31:11.92
taylorswift
Elon Musk is a bad man.
31:14.16
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He's a very bad man, but guess what? He's a man that figured out how to get a rocket reused from space to come down and dock to a station. He will be the person that will be able to create possibly the first mines we have on the moon.
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You know, it's like...
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We we need to start using our other planets. Like, we gotta figure out how to mine shit, because guess what?
31:35.76
taylorswift
No, yeah, let's fuck up a whole universe.
31:36.13
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like No, like seriously, there are asteroids or like things that are floating out there that literally are covered to the brim in diamonds or aluminum like these are things that we have limited resources here on earth and we literally have a floating rock in space that we can just Yeah,
31:53.84
taylorswift
Yeah, all of our elements are out there.
31:57.41
Lost in the Groove Podcast
ah and like that just benefits us It really does. Like, can you imagine? Like, yeah, my aluminum is meteorite aluminum. You know, it's meteorite aluminum.
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see
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taylorswift
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it can, it can.
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Lost in the Groove Podcast
Do you want to wrap this up?
32:18.53
taylorswift
Yeah, let's do another one.
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Lost in the Groove Podcast
Okay, well, this has been Politics 101 with yours Stoney. I mean, yours truly. I mean, yours
32:25.85
taylorswift
Yours truly.
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Lost in the Groove Podcast
Yours truly, um Chris and Dave. So, wanna check out Chris, you can find her on Instagram at American Groove Pod. Wanna check out more of the podcast, you can find us on Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube at Lost in the Groove Pod.
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So with that, we'll catch you motherfuckers on the next one. Peace out.
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taylorswift
Deuces.
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Deuces. We love you.
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taylorswift
Bye, guys.
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Not really.
